Your Face Is A Flawless Doormat For My Dirty Boots

Im afraid I chose the wrong boots to go for a walk with this rainy weather... now my leather boots are fully covered in mud and the deep tread is packed with all kinds of filth. So I guess Ill now use your face as a doormat and trample it until most of the mud is gone! Thats a good trade for you as well, isnt it? Youre permitted to spend time with me and see me - and in exchange you only have to serve me as a doormat! I love the marks the deep tread and thick high-heeled slippers leave on your skin - and I love to know that theyre going to stay there for a while and everyone can see that youve been manhandled as a living doormat once again. But unluckily, I cant get the mud off the leather by trampling you... so youll be permitted to get up, on your knees, and munch them clean! Youll lick away all the dirt, starting at the tips and then working your way up until you reach the end of the boot leg - and of course youre going to swallow all of the dirt!