Throttled Under My Sweaty Ass

I just got back from a run... and what about you? Have you been lazy again?! Well, then you can be lazy some more... lie down... I want a comfy seat after my workout! Ill sit down on your face! How does it feel to have my full weight pressing my sweaty arse onto your face? Dont you like my arse?! Oh, you like it, but dont like to be throttled by it? Well, thats bad luck then! Ill keep sitting for a while and ease off... and youll suffer the smothering!