Small Dick Eat Pussy

Heres the thing: size matters. So many guys with such little dicks. Its sad indeed. For us ladies more so than you guys. Theres nothing you can do about it either - its not like you can get dick enlargement surgery! However there is one thing you little dick losers can do to make up for what you lack in the trouser department - you can learn to eat honeypot like a champ. I am still disgusted with the amount of guys who dont perform this elementary yet glorious act - particularly if they arent even packing a python to make up for it! If you have a petite pipe, the least you can do is eat cootchie. THE LEAST. That is a naked minimum requirement! So you better get to work or youll be spending a very lonely life jerking off over internet porn, never interacting with a real human woman for the rest of your days!