Celine gets the filthy feet of her ankle boots cleaned after returning from a metal concert! PROLOGUE: The economys been bad recently and no company will hire a retard during a recession. So in order to make completes meat he had to find a way to make a little money just to feed himself and pay the bills so he doesnt find himself living on the streets without a roof over his head. So he places an add on craigslist as a shoe shiner for youthful students. In order to stand out from the competition he claims the cleaning is downright done by TONGUE! Instantaneously he gets flooded with e-mails from students wanting their boots cleaned! This is the story of a retard during hard economic times! MeanBrats. com.
