Retarded Boy salutes his fresh customer with a friendly hello only to be snubbed by another rich upper class lady with a Get to work Bitchboy! He gets on the ground and instantaneously starts munching the dirty bottoms of her boots as she unfolds a magazine! She stares down a few times ensuring he cleans her boots well, quicker idiot. She smiles with a look of satisfaction as he slurps mess while she reads! Boys like him who never went to school deserve nothing more in life! She shows no interest in carrying on a conversation with a retarded bitchboy! Can we br friends after? he asks! No you retard! Slurp my boots and thats all you get! You should be glad you can do that. she replies as he proceeds munching the bottoms and high-heeled shoes of her boots! You call that clean? Come here and Ill demonstrate you how its done! she orders pointing to the step of the boot cleaners chair! He lies his head on the step as she steps down on his mouth and wipes her other boot across his tongue as if it were nothing but a carpet! Munch my boot! she says putting her heel in his mouth! PROLOGUE: The economys been bad recently and no company will hire a retard during a recession! So in order to make ends meat he had to find a way to make a little money just to feed himself and pay the bills so he doesnt find himself living on the streets without a roof over his head. So he places an add on craigslist as a shoe shiner for young students. In order to stand out from the competition he claims the cleaning is completely done by TONGUE! Immediately he gets flooded with e-mails from students wanting their shoes cleaned! This is the story of a retard during hard economic times!
