Preparing Sweat-soaked Croissants On A Hot Day

Come over here... Ill display you something... Ill prepare the most-sweaty croissants for you today! Its going to be 40C 100F today and Ill keep the croissants in my nylon socks and converse all day long... so theyre going to be sodden in my foot sweat! Ill add some slobber to them, then put them into my nylon socks and begin into the day. Youll be permitted to go after me around, while I drive my car, while Im shopping and while Im going for a walk in the park - and in the meantime the croissants are crushed vapid and soaked in my foot sweat. In the evening I take off my boots and socks and demonstrate you whats left of the croissants - where you can see every toe imprint. Then the sweat-soaked croissants and socks will be vacuum-sealed and then Ill send them to you! This is a non-exclusive custom-built clip for a fan. If you want me to do a custom-made clip for you - or want some of my specially prepared croissants yourself - send me an email to com!