Nettle Wank

Nikki Whiplash and I are minding our own business having a cuppa in the sun after a long morning penalizing boys. However one has slipped through the net and attempts to impress us with his substandard beef whistle - why doe guys all think we will be amazed by their ugly genitals?! Ugh! However we do have an idea that will ensure we love this turn of events as much as he seems to be - and that is to use some freshly plucked nettles to enhance his practice! A nice warming wank with the nettles should ensure a good time for all - what a lovely way to spend a sunny day outdoors!