My Jeans Seam Decorates Your Face

Today Ill sit on your face in these truly taut jeans until the hard seams left a deep imprint on your face - so everyone can see instantly that youre nothing but a human seat pad! Look at the jeans - do you see the big seam right in the middle?! Ill imprint this one on your face - from your chin up to your nose! And when Im done with you, youll not hide in your car or plane! Instead youll get some groceries for me - so all the people can see how I marked you! Maybe I should bounce on your face a little bit... I bet a crooked nose matches the imprints in your skin flawlessly!