Little Dick

Pants off! I want to see what a little dick you have! You are a frustration all the way down the line. You have the smallest pipe I have ever seen. A lil' little dick. A petite stump with which you cant do a thing. I have never seen antyhing so lil' that wants to call itself a dick. What a laughing stock. Showcase me, I want to amuse myself with that measly thing. Thats all youve got?! Haha! Have you ever shown it to a woman or would you rather hide it from them? I advise the latter because every woman on the planet will laugh at you. Youre such a failure. A loser with a little dick!