Klomaul Kauf Meinen Klositz

I know your greedy little toilet mouth wishes to be my toilet! You will get the chance to buy my toilet seat, ist been used a lot by me, my friends and visitors. I didnt clean it for a while so ist truly dirty and smelly for you nasty toilet slave. Before you will get it I will use it and have it extremly dirty and nasty and ready for you to eat it!! Write me and lets see if we have a Deal!