I Crush You Little Cockroach

Im sitting conveniently in my chair, I just want to take my beloved book in arm... Iiiiiiiiiigitt, what is that? A fucking you abhorrent little cockroach. What you creep disgusting parasite around here? First I put a measuring cup on you, so you can not escape me. Then I take off my sandals to crush you little bitch with my bare feet. There can be no whining, what are you so stupid and creep around in front of me?