Full-time Loser

Actually there was a ban on wanking, but Lady Stefanie, Miss Catdeluxe and I dont want to be like that, because we know that wanking is your daily life elixir. Yeah, hearing that makes your dick glad and your palms tingle, doesnt it? Well, the entire thing only works tho' if youre not having absolutely ded tissue suspending between your legs. The best before date of this rag is probably long over due and all other functions of this old sack are also failing on the whole line. A slave who can do nothing. Really NOTHING!!