Eat My Dirty Sweat-soaked Insoles

Look at my white converse - theyre a little dirty again - so youll have to munch them clean! Come on, commence eating while I untie the shoelaces. Can you smell my feet already?! Youll get more of this smell soon. Let me take off the boots - so you can stick your nose into them! Do you see how dirty the insoles are?! Youll slurp these clean again as well! Come on, get your tongue out and munch the dirty sweat-soaked insoles. But I see you cant reach them good enough... let me take them out of the footwear. Do you see the dark imprints where my toes and high-heeled shoes are? Youll clean these spots! And Ill even help you a little bit by spitting on the insoles! Then you can suck all the dirt out of them!