Cheesy Mushroom Feet

My little present for you today is my utterly stinking cheese feet. I hardly dare to take my sneakers because of the stench, but I do it anyway and put my heinous cheese feet right under your nose. The entire room stinks of my foot cheese and youre sitting with your nose directly in front of the source of that smell. Take a deep breath and inhale the spicy smell of my cheesy feet! Can you see the athletes foot here, which I acquired in the gym?! Nibble it away now! I hate athletes foot and YOU will get rid of it for me. As a prize I prepare you a topping from my cheesy corns with mushroom refinement. And YOU eat will it all up!